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Things I've found under my bed.

- A toy I got from my 5th Grade graduation.
- A bunch of socks.
- Shoe box filled with pennies.
- Parts of nephew's toys.
- Yellow pages.
- Old math notes.
- Dried up cat throw up.
- Cider House Rules.
- Empty 2 liter bottle of Brisk.
- Hole puncher.
- Knitting needles.

I am such a slob.

[8:05:29 PM] Starlightstatic: 8====================================================================D that's my penis
[8:05:42 PM] IMaCuTiEeE: oh babby
[8:05:57 PM] Starlightstatic: 8================+================================================================================================D
[8:06:02 PM] Starlightstatic: that's my son's
[8:06:11 PM] Starlightstatic: the + is a scar
[8:06:16 PM] Starlightstatic: when cat scratch it
[8:06:21 PM] IMaCuTiEeE: lmfao
[8:06:22 PM] IMaCuTiEeE: wat
[8:06:33 PM] Starlightstatic: you know whyat i said
[8:06:38 PM] Starlightstatic: ok bai <3

my creative writing prompts are so fucking stupid:

"what is your light"

I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

Life is still uneventful. School has started. Junior year ~the year that counts~ I am trying to not overwhelm myself and procrastinate and just ruin everything like I did last year. My classes are pretty simple, so I don't think I'll be stressing myself too much. I have lunch with awesome people and Spanish with Nancy woo.

I am already looking for a tutor for precalculus I am so lost already. BOY, MATH IS JUST NOT MY THING.

I want a job. So badly. I have too much free time and I get out of school at 1:30pm and I'm always home so early. THERE IS NOTHING TO DO EVER. I'd also love to have money. HOLY THIS ENTRY IS MONOTONOUS. BUT SERIOUSLY. THIS IS MY LIFE. Speaking of money, I want to go shopping summore goddamn.

As for Halloween, which is quickly approaching:



I want to be a bear.

I always think about updating here with something in mind, but I always forget what that is and I just ramble about life which is boring and no one cares about it BUT THERE YA GO.

I feel like installing the sims 2 again. 8[

I have the most unfortunate scab on the back of my thigh. AT LEAST IT DOESN'T STING ANYMORE.

I love being awake this late, because it's always so quiet outside and I like to go on my balcony and look at everything. WHILE IT IS QUIET. AND STILL. Until the drunkards leave the fifty million bars within a mile radius, then it's just a drunken mess.

I was on a serious flychase earlier. This fly kept buzzing in my ear, constantly. I would walk to another room and IT WOULD BE THERE. I would HEAR IT BUT NOT SEE IT. I began to run around looking for the goddamn thing (with Clorox in hand) and I JUST SAW IT IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND SPRAYED AND SPRAYED AND SPRAYED. It was such a relieving experience.

Why do flies have to be so annoying? I felt bad for killing it, but REALLY. There needs to be some explanation behind that buzzing in your ear thing, because IT IS IRRITATING.

I got Clorox on this photo of my dad lying around. :| The effect kind of looks cool, but still.



EVERYTHING IS CLEAR NOW.

I want a delicious sandwich right now.

MY CONFIDENCE.

myheritage really got it right this time

What the fuck.

Not really. I don't find things cliche, if I like it, I like it and I'm not ~ashamed~. I usually don't like things because they are stupid, not because they're overused or mainstream.

I can't believe it's already August, man. TIME FLIES. Not much is going on really. Yehp.

I DIDN'T READ ANY OF THEM.

I DON'T LIKE THEM.

I HATE MAGIC.

I HATE YOU.

ITALIAN OF COURSE.

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I keep having weird, fucked up dreams and I don't like it.

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I LOVE YOU BICTOR

I'm fucking this guy. It's serious.

NO

Nothing.

........8)

Or at least no pants. I hate pants.

15:04 dothesmustle il lintels
15:04 dothesmustle she should come to chat more ;(
15:05 Ballsagna she should :<

COUGHCOUGHCOUGH

Why the hell is it such an issue to NOT have a boyfriend? I've had so many people ask me ~why I'm single~ Uhm. Can't it just be that I don't WANT one? There's no underlying reason beyond that, fuck. I'm not extremely insecure or whatever, just I'M NOT INTERESTED. JKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJKASJ.

In other news, I stayed up watching TV last night. Can someone tell me why Jimmy Fallon has his own late night television show? I WATCHED IT AND IT WAS HORRIBLE. A lot of secondhand embarrassment was had. And on top of that, Cameron Diaz was the guest star and just...it was terrible.

Jimmy Fallon is awkward. Jimmy Fallon was terrible on SNL. Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes when he's making the jokes. Maybe that's why people like him. I've just never laughed at anything he's done and it doesn't take much to make me laugh. :|



also



(just to be an obnoxious dickfacehead)

New layouttttttt. I'm seriously trying to do something with my LJ account, I read around, but I never really feel like posting. There's not much to talk about anyways, haha.

Let me just give an overview of the past few months, since I haven't really updated in FOREVER.

Okay, so this entire year seemed to my most difficult year of school to date. I had chemistry, which I realized was my worst. subject. ever. Alone from that I now had to take TWO languages instead of one, Latin and Spanish and yeah, just added more and more to my plate, but in the end I passed all my classes and regents and things are good.

Now that it's summer I am bored, because all I do is sit at home all day and..yep. All my bitches go off to foreign lands and I'm stuck here doing my summer reading early.

I HAVE A NEW FISH.

It's a Japanese fighting fish eteeeheeeheheh :3

I'm waiting for my Kevin (nephew jsyk) to say some word until I name it, since we're trying to get him to start saying words. YES LIFE IS EVENTFUL. :D :D :D